85 and a half days left to go.... until we will be free!....

The newest gr8 things that happened in school recently.....

Shiffy: All bachrim are cute.
Sarah: Thats not true. Gon into a Bais Medresh and-
Shiffy: I DO!!!!

Teacher: So they had this giraffe hoof. It was really cool. So a couple weeks later, I wanted one for this thing. So i called this guy, but he didn't have one, and he told me to call this other guy. So I did, and he had a couple. The problem was... they were attatched to a table.... (and not 4 sale....)
Sophie: EIWWWWWWW!!!!
Ahuva: What's the big deal?
Sophie: How would you like it if I took YOUR feet... and hands... and made THEM into a TABLE!!!!
Sarah: except it would be like taking your toenails.....

I really liked this one, it's not as much funny but it rocks!!:
Sarah: We're better than Boston - we're GREATER BOSTON!!!

85 1/2 days of school left before we are FREE!!!!!!!!! (4 the summer at least)
....not that we're counting or anything......

WEEE welcome-you-to-menchkin land....

so i got the part of Menchkin 1. That means that i have one line, which goes something like "We thank you very sweetly, for doing it so neatly" and i probably get to sing along with "ding dong the witch is dead" and "follow the yellow brick road." Not that you'll be able to hear me, choir is filling in as the rest of the menchkins. BUT on friday i tried out for dance, and I GOT IN!!!! aren't you proud of me? you should be, cuz this year they're only letting in girls who can dance. (unlike all other years where there was one dance with everyone who tried out.) Also i'm lights as usual, but it's totally not going to be anywere near as much fun without miriam j to drive insane and to drive me insane. oh well. i guess i'll have to twist someone's arm into it......
i'm so gonna kill mindy - i'm STILL sore from trying out on FRIDAY!!!!!

bad feeling...

very bad feeling that i may end up a munchkin instead.... i will be VERY VERY VERY annoyed if i'm part of the "shabbos shlug leage" and only get to SING (why did i admit to being able to SING????????) like 3 lines and do lights!!!!! GAAAA!

He He He! I'll get you, my pretty!!! And your little dog too!!!!

So the play this year is called "The Rebbe of Oz." It's actually a really cute play. The skript is pretty much.... well almost exactly like the movie. So the only things they changed are little things: "The Wicked Yetzer Hora Witch of the West", "Menchkins", "The Rebbe of Oz" but mostly it's all the same because they just refer to the wicked witch as such, and even people like Glinda and Dorothy were the same.
So i tried out for the witch and Oz. (and therefore Prof. Marvel) I might have a shot, but likely not, since i think lots of people would like to be at least the witch. The other problem was that the witch sings, so i'd have to. So they had me sing the witch's song, to see if i could sing evily. The problem is that i never practiced the song, and actually had no idea how it went. So they told me that it was the same tune as the tinman/scarecrow songs. But i just couldnt get it right!!!!! It stunk! i sang it horribly!!!!!! I'm never gonna get it, and it stinks! (btw i doon't rly want to be Oz but w.e)

boarding school

a day off, sadly only a friday - which is pretty useless for me. Thats b.c while i go to boarding school, i just happen to live here!!!!
Why on earth do i go to boarding school?
Well, i may be boarding soon.... i'm moving into the school with shiffy as soon as production practice stars!!!!!

same old, same old

so i still need a hit man/woman/assasin/mafia agent/really good gun owned by someone else (i wouldnt want to get blamed for killing ne1, now would i), preferably one who charges less than the LAST guy who offered (hint hint). other than that, i'm pretty bored, and irritated w. my history teacher. if she wanted me to just chuck the paper i wrote and write a whole new one she should TELL ME SO, and if she wants me to, its not FAIR! i worked HARD on that paper!! (i.e. was up at 3 am the night b4 it was due talking to sarah... jk i was working) STUPID HISTORY TEACHER(S)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hope y'all had an easy fast and lived thu the day! (unlike me!! jk i was fine this time..... O NO!! I MUST HAVE GAINED SOME FAT!! HELP!! CRASH DIET STARTING.... tomorrow!!!! (i have to get in the fill of junk food tonight;-)) jk jk shiffy don't say NETHING about the last comment. Cuz if u say u r fat.... i will get a hit man/woman/assasin/mafia agent/gun!!!!!!! so don't even think about it!! tho since i said this u will automatically comment.... oh well.
note to shiffy and sarah - read all of above in English accent ;-) lol or a sarah accent. or boston. or whatever accent u want, rly.

A Week of "pain"

I was banned from my computer for the past week, so i'm very sorry that i have added no insightful words of wisdon to this page in that time. But now I'm back, in full swing and full obsession with this blog.... except that now rafi wants the computer back. So much for that idea.....