My weird school
Ahuva: Hashaim shelah shaindel
Sophie: Aval ani prefereth...
Teacher: I hate to alarm you, but we only have a couple minutes of class left.
Renah: That's sooo saaaaaad!! [teacher nods] He died!!! [teacher looks a little puzzled]
Weird Halacha class:
Teacher: It's like you go to the grocery store, and there are apples, and orange, and keyboards...
Teacher: And the guy (woodchoper who earns $7.50 a day) goes, and takes a weeks salary, and buys his wife the princess some...costume jewlery. And she says.... is this for the dog? And he says... umm, ya, it's for the dog...
Teacher to Ida: Your lucky your not a boy. If you were, I'd slug you in the nose!!!!
Sarah just being plain weird (and displaying her knowlege of the latin language): agricola is such a cool word! It's in the first diclension, but its masculine! [then, after shiffy and i gave her weird looks] ya, that was meant to be nerdy, but it's so cool!!!
Man, i have a weird school.